After the performance, Xander and I made our way through the millions of parents (more like 30-50, but I’m not one for crowds, so you have to increase the actual amount, for dramatic effect), to Shea’s classroom. Shea’s teacher was standing in the doorway, looking happy, hand up, and……
I went for it! HIGH FIVE!!! Except that about half a second before contact I realized the invitation was for Xander. Too late to back out, I mumbled, “oops,” and gave the weakest half slap.
I JUST HIGH-FIVED A SECOND GRADE TEACHER!!!!!!
Immediately I became super awkward. Not knowing what to do, I scooped up Shea, said goodnight, and turned to leave.
I could hear Justin (from California) say, “why are you so awkward!?”
As we made our way to the car, I started giggling. And texting my sisters. Instantly, the playback in my head became more exaggerated, as I pictured myself running full speed at the man, jumping in front of Xander, and high-fiving him midair.
None of which happened, of course. But it might as well have. Because, oh my goodness.
Based on the look on his face, this was obviously a first. What in the world. It’s a good thing the school year is almost over, because I don’t think I will ever be able to make eye contact with that man again.
Most awkward mom ever!